Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Should I let my girlfriend watch my masturbate?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090105224842AANIEVt
fucking lol

What I want to know, is why the fuck is he crying while he masturbates?

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Friday, June 19, 2009

My father is an asshole

Just letting everybody know, fuck you.
I miss it in California. I felt happy there. I felt at home.

This house is not a home.
This is not my family.
This is not where
my heart lies.
..Le sigh.

Thanks, dad. For allowing me to feel confident.
To feel confident in the only ability I feel I actually have.
Thank you for being one of the few people who can actually manage to make me feel like this.


I'd want to kill myself, but it'd only make you happier.
t(-.-)z

I'm going to go cry now.
I'm not asking for attention, I just needed to.. vent.
Signing off.

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Alcohol is the reason for Peace.. Except in Canada

Rutger ς says:
HOLY SHIT
www.google.com/trends?q=alcohol+peace
IS IT ME OR DO THOSE TWO GO ALMOST LINEAR

- I'm Mc. Haxinlaggins and I says:
......
o__________O
Oh my god.
So...
More alcohol,
means more peace?

Rutger ς says:
...
This is why holland has no wars.

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Timefreeze VFX - HQ

This is awesome. Simply awesome. Defiantly worth a watch.
Surprisingly, it's all done in one clip too.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Update! [kinda]

Yeah, just letting everybody know I haven't died or something.
I simply gave up on my blog, although I'd really love to get back into the habit of blogging often. I really enjoyed it back when I actually did it. =3 I probably should, seeing how I still get about 7-800 visitors weekly, even though this hasn't been updated in... well, a while.

Anyways, so I'm not dead.

See ya 'round!

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

I'm leaving, Goodbye everybody!

Well, I guess it's finally come.... I've hoped this day would never arrive, but I'm leaving messblack for good. It was my favorite site... like, ever. I've got a plugin for firefox, and it tells me 93% of the time I'm on the internet I'm on messblack. :P
Damn, now I'm gonna be bored.

Anyways, for those of you who care, there are a few reasons why I've decided to leave.
As some of you may know, I've been wanting to simply leave the entire internet. Leave messblack, msn, FA, take down my website, and leave my screen name for good. However, I guess I won't have to do that. I've decided just to leave messblack for good, and I have a few reasons why.

I. Future is generally a selfish prick.
A. I refuse to put up with him anymore, even though he claims everybody else is being annoying and/or selfish and doing everything wrong.
B. He did a great job of destroying his forum. There's nothing left with his site. Everything that has helped it become what it is (me) has left, and (I've) took everything with it (me).
C. Spyro, possibly the next greatest thing ever to come to messblack, is also leaving. Future says that his members need to respect him more.
i. Future, you need to show some respect to the only people that are keeping your site alive. If it wasn't for me, your site would be dead and rotting. If it wasn't for wolfbane (who, if you remember, helped get the phishing pages back up, and yet you banned him as well) and spyro and myself, your site would have died 3 times.
D. If somebody says, "Hey, what's the best msn freezer out there?" of course I'm going to say hackshadow.
i. It IS the best freezer out there. What am I supposed to do? Not help them? Point them to your freezer *cough* which doesn't work *cough*? No, I didn't think so.
ii. Even if I didn't own hackshadow, it's still the best freezer. There's no download, it uses 0 CPU, freezes faster, works on WLM 8.5 users, seriously. It's the best.
iii. No point explaining to you anyways, you don't really care. It's only good if you made it or something, idk what your reasons are, and frankly I don't really care.

II. I've put in way too much time and dedication for what I get in return.
A. I've been getting sick of Future. Sure, I love messblack and I wish I had enough to buy it from him, but when Future's the admin it's been driving me to leave.
B. I can't believe I put it with it for this long. I mean seriously. Future, you drive me nuts. There's so many things you do where there's just no logic in them at all. I swear, you have to be half retarded or something.
C. You're a great guy and I'd love to stay in touch, even after this, but seriously. There's just some stuff you do... it makes no sense.

III. All in all, I've been wanting to leave for a while.
A. Yes, it's true. I've been thinking about leaving for a while now, which is why I haven't uploaded any recent programs. You just finally pushed me into doing it.
i. Hopefully you can help all your members with phishing pages and such. I'm sure you and your expert knowledge can help all your members with all their silly little requests for free.
B. The people who already know are pretty upset about this news, a lot of them begging me to stay (thank you missy.senior, but now you know why I'm leaving). If you truly miss me, we've got our own forum being setup at http://hackshadow.net/forum. While it's not completely finished yet, we'd love for anybody to come and pay us a visit and join.
C. A load of members from messblack aren't happy with it either.
i. Messblack was leachers and lurkers more than anything. Besides them there were the few faithful members. Spyrorocks, Jazcash, Dan, Anil, alphasource (aka wolfbane) and myself for example. They're all leaving, simply because messblack no longer has anything to offer except scams on the homepage. Hell, you even got BL4Ck pissed.
ii. Sadly, Lee (from messblue) was right. Messblack is slowly dieing. It had it's run, but Future... you sure as hell slaughtered whatever was left. You said you didn't want us to leave. However, you only stated that once I took down my personal msn hack as well.
You used me, Future, you used all your members for your own greedy purposes. I'm sick of you making money off us then getting mad when I try to pay for all the work and time and hosting and bandwidth I've put into your site.

Anyways To better understand why (incase I left anything out),
Here's the conversation with Future, Spyro, and I -- [click]
Along with a conversation with Elise about him -- [click]
and of course, spyro's blog and response about the whole thing -- [click]

EDIT: I may be a little harsh here, but whatever. There's been too many family issues and friends stabbing me in the back that I don't' really care.

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Monday, October 29, 2007

2girls1cup

Quote from Jeffery and I on 2girls1cup

(11:16 PM) Mc. Haxinlaggins: http://download.ir/archives.html
(11:33 PM) OMG: WHATS this?
(11:33 PM) Mc. Haxinlaggins: Downloads!
(11:34 PM) OMG: like what?
(11:34 PM) Mc. Haxinlaggins: Hosted in Iran on a private server!
(11:34 PM) Mc. Haxinlaggins: So it won't be taken down and in iran everything is legal!
---------------------------- Dude, there's everyhthing. XD
(11:34 PM) OMG: cool
(11:36 PM) OMG: cool it has the sims
(11:37 PM) OMG: its kida stupid of myself
(11:37 PM) Mc. Haxinlaggins: http://2girls1cup.com

---------------------------- Watch the whole thing! XD
---------------------------- The end is hillarious! XDE
(11:37 PM) OMG: i used to pay like $50 for a video game that i could get for free
--------------- k
(11:38 PM) OMG: are they eating there poo??!?!?!?!
---------------
(11:39 PM) OMG: omg
--------------- i think im goign to throw up....


The only reason I failed to answer (I did, but about 30 mins later) was because I was buckled over, I fell out of my chair, and I died laughing. Yes, this is not Levi any longer, this is his left foot. The only part of him that was not amused.
Epic words were said last night, and oh what I'd have given to see his face.

Edit: Anil's Reaction

Haven't seen 2girls1cup? DON'T. If you do, be sure to let us know how it went! After all, screen records or chat logs might just make it on this blog.

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Title Goes Here

Well, it's nearly 2 AM and I can't sleep... as I have been (I inherited your insomnia Eden. >_< You can have it back now, k thnx) for the past month or so. I've been meaning to update this blog more often (as in, more than once a month), so I figured I could make the best of my time and update the blog instead of running across who knows what along with random crap from friends. Don't ask where they get these. I have no idea, I've decided I could use this time productively and update. =3
Keep you people updated on how awesome I am.

Anywho, the main reason for this entry is I decided to check my email, and one of the more recent ones was saying a comment needed to be approved for my last entry. I read it (from LMM btw) and it really hit me I should update with all the comments and IM messages I've been receiving about it. First off, I wanted to say all you guys really cheered me up. Everybody from messblack, and all my friends in real life. Thank you so much guys, it really meant a lot to me.

Now, for Lisha's particular comment, I wanted to respond to her on here, rather than stuffing my reply in a comment or hiding it away in an email. Her comment can be found here, just so you know what I'm talking about in my reply.
Hmmm... I made this post so I could reply to her, but now that I'm actually at that point I'm speechless... LMM is a really great friend. All you guys are. It's sad when you're in stages of depression how your mind tends to make everything worse, and causes you to overlook many of the positive things (like the people who are there for you). Those of you who know me (online or in real life) know I'm rarely like that, and 99% of the time I have a positive attitude towards life.
I rarely let myself get down. I'm generally in a positive mood (and I'm forgetful, because I'm repeating myself 'cause I tend to forget things. haha), I still got my mood swings (as you guys sadly have read) but they generally go towards the more angry side of things (again.. as you have read. I apologize for the vulgarities). That burns out soon (I love comments... Any of you guys seen my mood thing on MSN? Today it stayed as "Totally Loved" for the ENTIRE DAY! I didn't get really upset, angry, depressed, or anything! I'm so proud) pretty soon, then I'll be back to my bubbly self again. Either way.... meh.
Oh, I seemed to have strayed off... Anyways, first off (because I know I'll more likely forget this)... Dan, you made me laugh. haha. I dedicate this video to you in your honor. Enjoy! *winks*
The other thing I got strayed off of... Part of LMM's comment.
LMM - "You may not think that your single life could affect millions"
Oh believe me. I have thought about that. I've told Lis my, "End of the world Theory" and I've been DIEING to post it on here! I can't believe I forgot up until now! I should probably start a draft of it, so I can remember later... Although I do have a freaking huge English assignment due on Wednesday, and I should finish that... but seeing how things are going (and the sole fact that it's 2:30 AM) I don't think I'll get anything done anytime today.
Either way, you gotta remind me to tell you about that. Muhahaha.

Well, it's a long day of work tomorrow. Tomorrow Today and tomorrow is my last days of work. Then the park closes for the summer (I work at a local theme park), and I'm off work until next year!
Although, I'll probably find another job. I like monies.

Edit:
I re-read over this, and I found a few spelling/grammar/typing errors already, so sorry about if there's some others I missed. After all, it's freaking 2:40 AM now.

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